A Little Humor For The Road :)

Nate the rattlesnake knew that there was a mysterious lever hidden in a bush across the highway from where he lived. Before they died, his parents had told him that if anyone pushed the lever, the world would come to an end. Fortunately, a truck driver named Mike was the only person who knew about the lever. One day, Nate decided to slither across the highway to get a better look at this powerful lever. But as he was nearing the opposite side of the road, who should come barreling down the road driving an eighteen-wheeler but Mike. Poor Mike found himself in a dilemma: Either hit the snake or swerve into the bush and end the world. Needless to say, he ran over Nate. As he squashed the snake, Mike cried,"Better Nate than lever!"